May 2012
If you don't like my opinion of you, you could...
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April 2012
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Me: You remind me of my Chinese friend
Friend: Who?
Me: Ug Lee
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I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr
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Kanye West hologram to perform with Kanye West
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FBI: FBI, OPEN THE DOOR
me: whats the password
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I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud. the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
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WatchWatch
humormesweetheart: patrickaf: laughing my fucking ass off hahahahaa. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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mother: HELP HELP SEND POLICE!!!
911: Calm down, ma'am. What's the emergency?
mother: MY DAUGHTER!! She was...
911: She was what, ma'am?
mother: She was...(Taken with instagram)
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I've just seen a map of the United States.
jethrocane: bagelsandtokens: toriathegadjeslayer: sub-brotality: voldemortoutbitches: HOW WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!? IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD: AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE BAM BOXES WHY HOW WHEN!?!?!?!?? um… EXCUSE ME. They’re called LIBERTY SQUARES crying *dying* (secretly ships wyoming and colorado) i don’t...
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me: *sneezes*
everyone:
someone else: *sneezes*
teacher: bless you
students: bless you
principal: bless you
class hamster: bless you
jesus: bless you
god: bless you
tupac: bless you
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ridged: I’m the person that when there’s only space for 2 people to walk along side on the sidewalk and there’s 3 of us you make me walk in the back
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