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February 2012

• jason derulo: jason derulo

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When someone says "I know who likes you."

the-unimpossible:

At first you’re all like “OMGFOMGOMOGMOFMOGMOMG WHO?!?!?!”

Then they’re like “I can’t say”

And then you’re like:

HEY, IF YOU CAN’T TELL ME, THEN DON’T BRING IT UP.

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January 2012

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At Heaven's gates when I die:

• Me: Am I good enough, God? I tried my hardest to be the kindest person out there. I went to Church every Sunday and I donated to charity. I volunteered at a soup kitchen every Christmas and gave all my toys to the homeless as a kid. I tried my best... So God, was I good enough?
• God: Hm.. Well it says here that on January 22, 2012 you did NOT reblog that picture of a baby with cancer. How dare you. You have no soul. DAMN YOU TO HELL.

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What did the toy store sign say?

omfgsomepersonactually:

Don’t feed the animals.

They are already stuffed.

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Penguins can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a penguin. → bit.ly

daily-tumbles:

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I should be writing the 1,500 word paper that's due in an hour and twenty five minutes, but I'm researching why giraffes have horns instead.

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do you party? have you ever drank or smoked?

nope, nope, and nope. 

Jan 30, 2012