- jason derulo: jason derulo
When someone says "I know who likes you."
At first you’re all like “OMGFOMGOMOGMOFMOGMOMG WHO?!?!?!”
Then they’re like “I can’t say”
And then you’re like:
HEY, IF YOU CAN’T TELL ME, THEN DON’T BRING IT UP.
At Heaven's gates when I die:
- Me: Am I good enough, God? I tried my hardest to be the kindest person out there. I went to Church every Sunday and I donated to charity. I volunteered at a soup kitchen every Christmas and gave all my toys to the homeless as a kid. I tried my best... So God, was I good enough?
- God: Hm.. Well it says here that on January 22, 2012 you did NOT reblog that picture of a baby with cancer. How dare you. You have no soul. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
What did the toy store sign say?
Don’t feed the animals.
They are already stuffed.
I should be writing the 1,500 word paper that's due in an hour and twenty five minutes, but I'm researching why giraffes have horns instead.
do you party? have you ever drank or smoked?
nope, nope, and nope.