May 2012
“My mother always taught me not to talk with my hands full.”
– Helen Keller
tltty:
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
sh4ne:
weryoungforever:
hihowsyourlife:
clairesawyer:
life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)
i like the google logo because...
This long distance relationship is killing me
chaystar:
I’m moving my fridge to my room.
3 tags
tumblr needs a feature where it marks posts you have already reblogged with “seriously you already reblogged this exact post 15 times get a fucking life”
4 tags
family feud host: name a four legged animal
contestant: a snake
rest of family: GOOD ANSWER WOW NUMBER ONE ANSWER FOR SURE
chibisokka:
frankly I’d like to know what happened to the emperor’s previous groove
1 tag
I’m proud to live in a country where moms get a day and
sharks get a week
What is the difference?
ayeatilio:
applespirate:
Gays Lesbians Rich Poor White people Black people Catholics Muslims Atheists Christians
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Forever reblog! haha
HAHAHA this is terrible.
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
