My mother always taught me not to talk with my hands full.– Helen Keller
tltty: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
sh4ne: weryoungforever: hihowsyourlife: clairesawyer: life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z) i like the google logo because...
This long distance relationship is killing me
chaystar: I’m moving my fridge to my room.
tumblr needs a feature where it marks posts you have already reblogged with “seriously you already reblogged this exact post 15 times get a fucking life”
family feud host: name a four legged animal
contestant: a snake
rest of family: GOOD ANSWER WOW NUMBER ONE ANSWER FOR SURE
chibisokka: frankly I’d like to know what happened to the emperor’s previous groove
I’m proud to live in a country where moms get a day and sharks get a week
What is the difference?
ayeatilio: applespirate: Gays Lesbians Rich Poor White people Black people Catholics Muslims Atheists Christians AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA Forever reblog! haha HAHAHA this is terrible.
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast